oh polyester
how terrible you are
yet I must wear you constantly
the Marriott uniform
the terrible chorale dress
oh the sweat cannot escape you of polyester, it merely remains close to my skin and prevents cooling
oh the air cannot come inside, you impermeable fabric
you flatter my body not
you cling during the heat
you make me miserable when I wear you
and make me want to take you off as soon as I put you on
you do not breathe like my friend cotton, yet you remain easy to care for and unwrinkled during all times
oh polyester, how I hate and love you.
especially in black
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahaha (breath) hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha
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